Saturday, December 7, 2013

How to Not Be Like Romeo and Juliet: Six Easy Tips for a Happy Romance

I just finished reading Romeo and Juliet, so I compiled some tips for people who are in romantic relationships.

1. Don't kill people.

2. Don't commit suicide. 

3. If you get married, tell your parents so they won't try to marry you off to someone else.

4. Don't take potions that make you look like you're dead because your lover might think you are dead. 

5. Always keep your cell phone handy so that important messages don't get stopped by the plague.

6. If you want to avoid a whole lot of trouble, try not to fall in love with your archenemy's daughter in the first place.

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